He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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