I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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