is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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