Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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