Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I understand Curling. That high.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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