Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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