I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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