she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
