I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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