let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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