New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The air taste purple.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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