seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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