But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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