Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Where is the hickey?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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