People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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