This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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