In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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