i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
