Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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