school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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