All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I party with great urgency now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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