Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
