Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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