it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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