That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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