that's an acceptable place to lick
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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