Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just want nice things and good sex
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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