Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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