I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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