11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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