I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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