I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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