Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
They took my balls.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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