i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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