Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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