We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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