And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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