I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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