She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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