I need help removing her.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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