how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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