Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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