You work out of a Hotel?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
