thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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