Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
