when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm passing your future prison.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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