when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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