so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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