I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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