..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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