All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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