Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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