so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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