normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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