i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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